So the next one word theme was spinster... A little snippet below or follow the link for the full thing -
Four heads leaned towards each other over a small round table. A conspiracy of drunks, Friday-night triple-distilled drunks, fresh off the sites and out of the offices, shirts ironed and tucked into their jeans, trainers clean, the world at their mercy. They leaned in, forehead to forehead, the moment before the decision was made.
“I bet you I could make any woman in this town fall in love with me.”
Cries of “yeah, right” and “bollocks, mate” in response. The peacock mocked but undeterred.
“No, seriously.” The peacock shuffles his feathers, swigs from his pint. “There's these two girls at work practically fighting over me... my sister's mate who can't leave me alone... your Mum...”
“I bet I could!”
A look circulates the table. The three conspirators understand, wordlessly, what is about to happen. With a silent nod, their spokesman says:
“Alright, Dave. You're on. We name the woman, you get her.”